Songwriter, Publisher, Dad, (not a) crack dealer
Real tweet. Obama would did that but it's exactly what trump is doing. Ever see the movie "wag the dog"?
I will miss Sweden 🇸🇪!! But I will not miss you, you horrible sandpaper like toilet roll!!! My butt deserves better, and so do all the butts in Sweden.
The chubby little body that fits into this shirt turns 2 years old today. Happy birthday to the sweetest, cutest little boy a parent could ever ask for! So far, I've spent much of my time as a dad feeling guilty for working and stressing too much. I'm admittedly not always mentally present even when I'm physically present. It's something I constantly struggle with, as I know many do. But this little boy never holds it against me. Anytime I walk through the door (and he's awake!) he always screams "papa!" and runs into my arms, giving me the best cuddles in the world. It makes my life. Being faced with how fast my kids are growing up has made me realize that my most important job, the only one that truly matters, is being the best dad I can be. I hope that one day I will make him proud. I vow to continue to work on myself and become worthy of this beautiful boy's love, as well as his amazing mom and big brother's. Happy birthday my ❤️.