chris pratt
chris pratt

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I use my twitter for jokes mostly. But I use my Instagram for deeper more meaningful stuff like pictures mostly.

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#WHATSMYSNACK today I got cucumber and egg wrap. It's basically exactly like a sandwich but instead of bread you use thinly sliced cucumbers and instead of meat you use sprouts and chopped up eggs and instead of flavor you get nutrition. 😔 Like I always said, eating is no longer the fun part, flexing my butt cheeks in the mirror is. Cause no dimples. No rolls. Just cut ass butt cheeks. LIVE WITH IT!!! #jurassicworld2
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Just spent the most amazing night in #Paris with my dear, sweet and amazing wife @annafaris I mean... just look at her. Back in the U.K. now and back to work. Happy (European) #mothersday to my sweetie and all the moms in Europe. We love you! 🙏🙌👆♥️♥️♥️♥️
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Kurt Russell poses with a fan on the set of #guardiansofthegalaxy vol 2 #guardiansofthegalaxyvol2 Click the link in my bio to get tickets now!
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So many people have said I look too thin in my recent episodes of #WHATSMYSNACK Some have gone as far as to say I look "skeletal" Well, just because I am a male doesn't mean I'm impervious to your whispers. Body shaming hurts. So to prove my security in the way I look I'm posting a current selfie of me at what I consider a very healthy weight. 500lbs. Zero percent body fat. Totally JK guys. This is a T Rex skull. Nailed you so bad. Omg.
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#ChrisPratt here. Little embarrassed by my last episode of #WHATSMYSNACK so I'm posting a more manly version to even it out. #peace #onelove #SnackLife #jurassicworld2
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Hot new full length episode of #WHATSMYSNACK
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#JurassicWorld2 #WHATSMYSNACK watch me eat cat food like a good little boy
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I saw the loneliest little pink scooter. I wonder how she got there. What's her story? Who rode her here? Who threw her away!? Does she know I'm looking at her now? Will she be stuck there forever?
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London, Spring 2017
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#GetOut to the theatre and see #GetOut push it over $100M! Thanks Universal for the private screening in the U.K. So excited!!!! Good job @jordanpeele @standup4justice @brycedhoward @therealmiddlefinger @filmbayona
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