thefatjewish
thefatjewish

@thefatjewish

Contact 4 credit: Emailio.Addresstevez@gmail You can't get an STD if you never get tested.

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The next 4 seasons of "America" are going to be FUCKING NUTS
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@DIPLO IS PLAYING A SECRET SHOW ON MY IRL TOUR IN CHICAGO ON 2/16! YES, EVERYTHING IS FUCKING FREE. (i cursed there for effect) FREE @FOURLOKO, FREE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT COLD CUTS, FREE UNEXPLAINED BRUISES THE NEXT DAY!  RSVP NOW, LINK IN BIO. ALSO, DIPLO AND I GOT TATTOOS OF EACHOTHER'S NAMES. MINE IS A TRAMP STAMP, WILL POST LATER. (photo by @ronyalwin)
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Ladies: most times we're staring at you because men are giant baby idiots who think everyone wants to receive their milky seed and they are poorly attempting to mate with you, but sometimes it's because you have poppyseeds all up in your teeth.
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I woke up next to a girl this morning with huge hands who looks like a young Paul Giamatti. And she had a Dooney & Burke bag. It was horrible. (@lydiamansel)
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THIS YEAR STARTED OFF WITH A MAJESTIC TURKISH SWAGLORD WITH SHINY HAIR SALTING MEAT, WHO FUCKING KNOWS WHERE WE'RE HEADED FROM HERE. (@memesformemers)
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I ate a few weed gummy bears and didn't feel anything so I ate a few more and now I'm way too stoned and have anxiety and this photo is blowing my fucking mind which it really shouldn't (tw: @alsboy)
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THIS PARTY IS GOING TO BE FILTHY AND GORGEOUS. FREE ENTRY. FREE @FOURLOKO. FREE UNEXPLAINED BRUISES THE NEXT DAY. PERFORMANCES BY @PARTYFAVORMUSIC AND @ILOVEMAKONNEN AND ME ON STAGE IN ASSLESS LEATHER CHAPS (are all chaps assless?) RSVP NOW AT FATJEWIRL.COM. MISSING IT WOULD BE DUMB.
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Do you think they've ever had a sleepover with snacks and videos and maybe Barack drew a dick on Joe's face when he fell asleep too early? (@thegladstork)
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I once saw Wilmer Valderrama in LA wearing fingerless gloves and a beanie on a 93 degree day.
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Give me 5 shots of tequila and I will like every single photo of your trip to Portugal with your mom from 86 weeks ago. (@donny.drama)
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BARRY, LET'S DO A J NOW THAT YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED. MAYBE SHOOT SOME HOOPS. I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS IN MARIO KART FAM.
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My mom thinks my Facebook wall is a private message to just me and asked me the other day on there if I was making sure to take my Valtrex :( (@tank.sinatra)
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