Emailio.Addresstevez@gmail You can't get an STD if you never get tested.
Sean Spicer is definitely a pervert, I would love to see that dude's browser history. Japanese women stuffing squids in their vaginas FOR SURE.
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PRO TIP: if you sleep with someone and wake up not knowing their name, go to Starbucks together the next morning and let them do the ordering
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In the year 2030 you will only be able to get fresh water delivered to you via drone if Lord Bezos and Emperor Zuckerberg deem you worthy to hydrate, peasants.
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This motherfucker smokes cigarettes in the car with the windows closed and hates rap music.
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People over age 27 talking about books and juice cleanses and international environmental summits and I'm still putting every girl I have sex with in a Dutch oven.
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I am exhausted all fucking day until I get in bed and then all of a sudden am wide awake and buying unnecessary shit on eBay, like signed headshots of Stephen Dorff
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