Contact 4 credit: Emailio.Addresstevez@gmail You can't get an STD if you never get tested.
@DIPLO IS PLAYING A SECRET SHOW ON MY IRL TOUR IN CHICAGO ON 2/16! YES, EVERYTHING IS FUCKING FREE. (i cursed there for effect) FREE @FOURLOKO, FREE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT COLD CUTS, FREE UNEXPLAINED BRUISES THE NEXT DAY! RSVP NOW, LINK IN BIO. ALSO, DIPLO AND I GOT TATTOOS OF EACHOTHER'S NAMES. MINE IS A TRAMP STAMP, WILL POST LATER. (photo by @ronyalwin)
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Ladies: most times we're staring at you because men are giant baby idiots who think everyone wants to receive their milky seed and they are poorly attempting to mate with you, but sometimes it's because you have poppyseeds all up in your teeth.
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THIS PARTY IS GOING TO BE FILTHY AND GORGEOUS. FREE ENTRY. FREE @FOURLOKO. FREE UNEXPLAINED BRUISES THE NEXT DAY. PERFORMANCES BY @PARTYFAVORMUSIC AND @ILOVEMAKONNEN AND ME ON STAGE IN ASSLESS LEATHER CHAPS (are all chaps assless?) RSVP NOW AT FATJEWIRL.COM. MISSING IT WOULD BE DUMB.
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I once saw Wilmer Valderrama in LA wearing fingerless gloves and a beanie on a 93 degree day.
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BARRY, LET'S DO A J NOW THAT YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED. MAYBE SHOOT SOME HOOPS. I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS IN MARIO KART FAM.
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