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thefatjewish
thefatjewish

@thefatjewish

CALL ME KIM CARBDASHIAN Emailio.Addresstevez@gmail

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Maybe she’s born with it... MAYBE IT’S 2 FILTERS, A FACETUNE, AND 1,900 ATTEMPTS BEFORE NAILING THAT SELFIE ON A BOAT OWNED BY A HORNY 65 YEAR OLD GREEK MAN
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I HAVE WATCHED THIS CLIP OF TRUMP’S HAIR BLOWING NO LESS THAN 4500 CONSECUTIVE TIMES (@jensenclan88)
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This guy fucks.
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Never forget that this kid gave ZERO FUCKS about Justin Timberlake, which is truly inspirational. Also, neck bandanas are never ok. (@allinboxing)
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He knew none of the fucking words. None. This kid is a great American. (tw: @jamiemccarty)
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THE KID THAT TIMBERLAKE RIPPED A SELFIE WITH IS GONNA GET A HANDJOB THIS WEEK FORRRR SUREEEEEE
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YO ZUCKERBERG WHY AM I CURRENTLY SEEING A POST MY MOM MADE OF A BAKED ZITI FROM 3 FUCKING DAYS AGO
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FIND SOMEONE WHO HATES THE SAME SHIT AS YOU BUT LIKES THE SAME KINDS OF CEREAL, AND STAY WITH THEM FOREVER (@wittyidiot)
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I would rather watch Steve Buscemi lick a yogurt lid than watch you rap Migos in your car
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Or when your mom would leave the line to “grab one last thing”, the fear of reaching the checkout person without her was fucking REAL
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Woman accidentally invites teens to her house for her wedding photoshoot. Teens show up anyway. Zero fucks given.
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